Oz Whiston writing as Oz Drummond (birdhousefrog) wrote,
Oz Whiston writing as Oz Drummond


Overheard at Starbucks.

"In America, we don't have servants. That's what Starbucks is selling. Servants, 'cause, like, we don't have them."

And here I thought I was getting coffee and a place to plug in my computer and write...dang. I'm looking at the wrong menu. House servants? In a Grande, please? Vacuum, no windows, laundry?

"Can I call?"
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