Overheard at Starbucks.

"In America, we don't have servants. That's what Starbucks is selling. Servants, 'cause, like, we don't have them."

And here I thought I was getting coffee and a place to plug in my computer and write...dang. I'm looking at the wrong menu. House servants? In a Grande, please? Vacuum, no windows, laundry?

"Can I call?"