Not one chicken has a twist tie around its leg this morning. Not one. There's only supposed to be one, but there are none. zero. zip.

One does hope that the hens didn't ingest the wire.

One wonders exactly how she got it off, not that it was twisted tightly or around and around. It was a simple quick job with two twists. I guess anything is easy once you can do shoe laces.

Chickens are supposedly inherently funny. Why do I feel they are laughing at me instead?

Frog Out