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It's a Weatherdude World

Here's the thing. He may be Teh Weatherdude, but he doesn't actually control the weather.

Sad, but true.

Heard about those really, really BIG storms in Texas? Well, the Dude was in Ft. Worth on NWS business yesterday and today. Hey, someone else schedules these meetings. He just shows up on time. Sort of like the post office. Or maybe better.

So we were expecting him back tonight. But I just got a call. His flight out was canceled. He says they booked him on the first available flight. At around 6AM. Friday.

Yup. Friday.

Oh, and btw, sir? We can't let you have your bag back. (The Dude always checks his luggage, even for an overnight trip, so don't start in on carry-on.)

So he has a place to stay and a rental car, but only the clothes on his back and a laptop in his briefcase. Presumably with a power cord. But the charger for his phone is inside the checked bag. Maybe he'll read this when he's bored.

Frog Out



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Jun. 28th, 2007 03:45 pm (UTC)
Did you hear the one about the vulture who showed up at an airport carrying a dead rabbit? It walks up to the check-in counter, says "Good morning," then pulls out a ticket and even Homeland Security approved identification.

The clerk is flabbergasted but does her best to remain professional as she processes his information. She says, "Would you like to check that rabbit, sir?"

"No, thank you," says the vulture. "It's carrion."
Jun. 28th, 2007 09:46 pm (UTC)
Ba-dum Dum!

Steal my funny post, will you? And a really good job of it, too. Laughed so hard, I almost pee'd. (Let's see if that ups my blog rating to PG-13.)

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