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Dateline Saturday

Hildy has reported in the Daily Mail that George RR Martin has succumbed to a pack of coyotes in the Taos Ski Valley of NM. The coyotes are completely denying the rumor.

A rumor reported in a competing daily newspaper has a source from the mountain quoted as saying that GRRM has merely been kidnapped and is being held for a large ransom of chocolate.

But those in the know know that he was merely held up for his pow-wow by the annual Taos pow-wow traffic.

Frog Out

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sarah_prineas
Jul. 14th, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, sure, blame the chocolate!
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